The Dictatorship of Sarabanda is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The large, liberal government is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Social Welfare and Defence are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 23%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.
Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Sarabanda's national animal is the Big Bad Wylff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Ceiliog.
Wir yr, ai shal crysh iw laic tcharcol bitwin ddy tith of e wylff.
They say one of the few times a man pays full attention is when he’s talking about himself. Another is when blood is coming out of his penis.