Gwlad eich hun?

[Oh dear.Another welshman]

The Holy Republic of Cnuchwyr is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Commerce are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 34%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Cnuchwyr's national animal is the george bush, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the casio.

[ffwrchamotobeics]

Wefan briliant!...

The Dictatorship of Ffwrch
"Heddwch i'w hwch"


UN Category: Libertarian Police State
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the Pacific
The Dictatorship of Ffwrch is a tiny, devout nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, cynical population of 5 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Commerce and Defence are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 31%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Ffwrch's national animal is the cat and its currency is the moto.

[khmer hun]

The Most Serene Republic of Turtur

"Ein hanwyldeb yw'n nerth"


UN Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent Economy:
Very Strong Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: the Pacific
The Most Serene Republic of Turtur is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 16%. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Woodchip Exports.

Crime is moderate. Turtur's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the turt.

Aaa, basket weaving... ond pam bod y wlad mor ddiffaith? Oes raid i economi cyfartal a iach olygu dinistrio adnoddau naturiol te?

[Rhodri Nwdls]

The Rogue Nation of Aberhoumus-ar-pitta

"A fo benbiws bid bwniad"

UN Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Excessive
Economy: Developing
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark

The Rogue Nation of Aberhoumus-ar-pitta is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded morass -- concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Healthcare and Social Welfare are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 38%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate.

Aberhoumus-ar-pitta's national animal is the bajar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the wang.

Gwych o beth!

[24pack]

The Republic of Dewi Sant
"Cymru rhydd"


UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average Economy:
Fragile Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Cymru
The Republic of Dewi Sant is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Furniture Restoration.

Crime is relatively low. Dewi Sant's national animal is the red dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the apple.

[Vavi]

The Oppressed Peoples of Lletwad
"Rhech fain o rych tin arwydd da o dywydd blin"

Un Category: Corrupt dictatorship
Civil rights: Below average
Economy: Struggling
Political Freedoms: Unheard of

The Oppressed Peoples of Lletwad is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 53%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Lletwad's national animal is the hamstyr, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the chaf.

[Oh dear.Another welshman]

I weld y gwahaniaethau i fy ngwlad, drychwch fan hyn

[Y Fampir Hip Hop]

The Most Serene Republic of Cwmtawe Uchaf
Motto: Yr Aber yw y Gorau, Y Gorau, Y Gorau

The Most Serene Republic of Cwmtawe Uchaf is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning cwningod population. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Social Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 25%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving industries.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cwmtawe Uchaf's national animal is the cwningod, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pynt.

Wedi ymuno a Cymru - ffordd i chi'n dechre rhyfel?

[Oh dear.Another welshman]

ffordd i chi'n dechre rhyfel?

Option, Declare war, select county, England

[Huw Psych]

Na i joinio chi!! Ma niwclear bombs gen i!!