'Chav'

[Erin Madocs]

OK ma hwn yn eitha cheap shot ar y rhen chavs, ond tra bod nin siarad amdanynhw meddwl sachin licio gweld fersiwn chavaidd o nadolig gesi ar email.

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.

One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally
gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'

Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that. But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.

Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on heir heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End.

Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about
to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.


da aii

[Loisan]

Mae Caernarfon yn waeth na unman arall de

[Glewlwyd Gafaelfawr]

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.

One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally
gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'

Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that. But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.

Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on heir heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End.

Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about
to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.

[gimp gruff rhys]

Mae Caernarfon yn waeth na unman arall de

rhyl o bell ffordd!

[Dr Gwion Larsen]

Cafodd naw chav yn ysgol syr hugh ei diarddel am wythnos am chwara' gem o happy slapping. Caernarfon ydi canolbwynt chavs cymraeg yn sicr!

[gwern]

Yn bersonol dwi'n meddwl bod Chavs ym mynd yn anffasiynol braidd. Dwi'n cofio pan oeddwn i yn ysgol roedd bron pawb yn trio gwysgo fel Chavs- pawb efo cotiau Kappa a ballu, y plant dosbarth canol yn efelychu y plant dosbarth gweithiol. .

Y ffordd mae o yn gweithio ydi mae plant dosbarth canol yn dechrau gwysgo y dillad ma wedyn gyna chdi pobol dosbarth gweithiol yn meddwl achos mae pobol dosbarth canol yn gwysgo fo mae o yn classy. Felly mae nhw yn dechrau gwysgo fo wedyn mae plant dosbarth canol yn newid ei look achos mae nhw yn meddwl mae edrych fel chav yn tramp. Gei di weld mewn tia blwyddyn nei ddau bydd na lot o chavs yn gwysgo ffasiwn dosbarth canol wan y skater look a gwally hir. Wedyn neith plant dosbarth canol dechrau meddwl mae o yn gomman i gael y biker look wedyn neith y ffasiwn newid eto.

[Dr Gwion Larsen]

cytuno i ryw radda, dyma ddigwyddodd hefo'r patrwm burbbery

[Dewi- Wir Frenin Cymru]

problam oedd bod cwmniau yn gwneud copiau fake o'r patrwm burberry a felly doedd gwisgo'r patrwm ddim mor exclusive ond i'r pobl a oedd yn gallu afforddio y sdwff genuine, a gyda gymaint o fakes o gwmpas doedd pobl ddim yn gallu dyweud y gwahaniaeth rhyngddynt