gan Alun » Iau 19 Ion 2006 10:16 pm
Ges i'r ebost yma diwrnod or blaen, eitha randym ond doniol.
>>1. What do you call a chav in a box?
>>Innit.
>>
>>2. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
>>They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a
>>flight of
>>stairs!
>>
>>3. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
>>The bride.
>>
>>4. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you
>>try not
>>to hit him?
>>It might be your bike.
>>
>>5. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
>>One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
>>
>>6. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
>>The police.
>>
>>7. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
>>A liar.
>>
>>8. What do you say to a chav with a job?
>>Can I have a big mac please?
>>
>>9. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
>>Will the defendant please stand.
>>
>>10. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
>>A Nova seats 4.
>>
>>11. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>One, they'll screw anything!
>>
>>12. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
>>A start.
>>
>>13. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's
>>some uvver
>>geezers job innit."
>>
>>14. Why did the chav take a shower?
>>He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the
>>car
>>wash.
>>
>>15. Why did the Chav cross the road?
>>To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
>>
>>16. What do you call a Chav at college?
>>The cleaner
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