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Be di’r sarhad orau rydych wedi clywed? Neu ydych chi wedi dweud sarhad da ?

Esiampl:
Dynes: If you were my husband, I would poison your tea
Churchill: Lady, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.

Yr actores Tallulah Bankhead wrth iddi weld hen gariad iddi ar ol blynyddoedd lawer:

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

Clasur mae nifer wedi'i defnyddio:

"You fat bastard!"
"I'm only fat 'cos every time I shag your mum, she gives me biscuit".

Un arall gan Churchill:

Dynes: You're drunk.
Churchill: Yes. But in the morning I will be sober, and you, Miss will still be ugly.

Dwi'n siwr bo' Churchill wedi dwyn rheina o W.C. Fields...

Bosib y sarhad gorau yw maddau rhywun sy'n eich casau?

huwwaters a ddywedodd:Bosib y sarhad gorau yw maddau rhywun sy'n eich casau?

Na - 'cop out' yw hwnna Huw - I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass

Sarhadau? "Amddiffyniadau deifiol" (neu "comebacks" yn iaith farbaraidd y Saeson) ydy'r gair gwell dwi'n credu, o leiaf ar ôl be dwi wedi bod yn darllen yma. Does 'na ddim gwahaniaeth enfawr ond rhaid i chi nodi os amgen bydd y bwnc yn disgyn yn gyflym iawn!

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So i byth digon cyflym i feddwl am ateb da yn syth. Ond ma fe wastad yn dod ato fi ar ol ychydig orie. Ond lot rhy hwyr yndife.

Well, it is so often the way, sir, too late one thinks of what one *should* have said. Sir Thomas More, for instance -- burned alive for refusing to recant his Catholicism -- must have been kicking himself, as the flames licked higher, that it never occurred to him to say, "I recant my Catholicism."