Inglish

[Treforian]

Now ei dont now propyrlei wyt ei am dwing hiyr tolcing tw iw ffyrchin welsh pesants hw dont now how tw tôc propy ingish.
Byt hir ei am, and ei wd laic tw congrajylet iw ol ffor iwar forsiteshons (ymdrechion ffor iw sdwpid wyncys) tw lyrn ddy langwij off ffridyn, brutish glori and truvvorian.
ut wyl deffynitli bi betyr ffor iw tw get a job wudd symwon laic Ddy Welsh Langwij Bord or Dim Elwach now ddat iw ar confyrsynt in ddy trqw langiwej of heifyn (carafanparc).

[Lowri]

Your grasp of the English language is about as firm as your grandmother's breast.

Ar iw laffing on top of owyr heads hier?!

[Emrys Weil]

Inglish. Mai granmyddyr spoc ut. Ai can spic ut tw, byt ai dont yndyrstand ut.

[Cawslyd]

Ai can sbic inglish as wel and ai am feri gwd at sbeling un ddus langwij. Un ddus edefyn, ai dw bilif ddat efribodi hw contribiwtud can sbel feri wel.
Wi dw not nid ddy welsh langwij, lets onli sbic inglish bicos awyr ffeifryt necst dor neibyrs sbic ut. Ol heil ddy inglish langwij.

[Mwnci Banana Brown]

Ai can spic inglish, ai lyrn it ffrom ei bwc.

[Pencrwban]

ai haff jys got bac h

[HBK25]

Ai torc gwd inglish, don't it? It is feri important tw spic gwd inglish iw si bicos it is ddy lengwij of ddy inglysh, hw ar ddy most important pipyl on ddy planet, ies?

Welsh is a langwij ddat tw men med yp in a pyb symwer in Wels, iw si, and it got a bit owt of hand, ies? Ai haf personali fforgottyn ol mai Welsh, bicos ay wd bi a tretor tw hyr majesti ddy cwin iff ai spoc a dyrti lengwij leic Welsh. Diar mi widd bels on tw!

[jammyjames60]

iw cant ifyn trai tw spic posh iff iw red this awt lawd bicos iw wd olweis sawnd laic y joscin, y bit laic that pyrsyn from big brythyr, wot is his nem? glyn ai thinc, hi is from bleunau ffestiniog and hi wos consifd on y tractor and his mythyr is ffrom y welsh cwaiyr.