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Somebody's moggy by the side of the road,
Somebody's pussy who forgot his highway code
Someones faverote ffeline who ran clean out of luck
When he ran onto the road and tried to argue with a truck
Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paridise
Decaptitating tweeti birds and masticating mice
Now he;'s just six pounds of raw mince meat
That don't smell very nice
He's nobodys moggy, now
O you who love your pussy, be sure to keep him in
Dont let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win
and upon the busy road dont let him play or frolick
if you do I'm warning you it could be cat-astrophic
If he tries to play on the roadway I'm afraid that will be that
There will be one last dispairing MIAW and a sort of squelchy-splat
Your pussy will be slightly dead and very very fla
Hes nobodys moggy
all run and squashed and soggy
hes nobodys moggy, now
hmmmmmmmmm