Sgyrsiau Dynion Tacsis

[Sili]

Un o ffrindiau fi sy'n cael amser drwg mewn tacsis fyth (Nai ddim enwi fo bechod!). Steddfod flwyddyn dwytha odd o'n chwil gach yn mynd mewn i'r passenger's seat a dyma fo'n deckio'r dreifar ar gamgymeriad tra'n trio dringo mewn A nath o ddim deud sori chwaith chos dodd o heb sylwi na'r peth meddal o flaen ei law o oedd gwynab y dreifar. Wedyn pan aeth o i weld Jack Dee yn Bradford, dyma fo'n cael lifft efo'i fet gan rhyw foi Jamaican 'ma. "Where you from?" gofynnodd o, "Wales" oedd yr ateb. "Ah... yes I had a friend from Cardiff. Lovely, she was..." wedyn dyma fo'n mynd on am y ffrind 'ma am oes cyn deud "of course, she's dead now. Don't worry, she was a lot older than you." Dyma distarwydd reit annifyr yn dilyn...

[Dwlwen]

Ddim yn siwr be i 'neud o'r boi yrrodd nôl i chez Dwls neithiwr...

"I took a dog off someone by there last night"
"A dog?"
"Yeah, I still got 'im at 'ome, lovely he is - the guy who had him was punching him at the side of the road there."
"Ohhh, that's awful - is he ok?"
"Aye, he's alright now - can't get him off me... they're like that when they've been neglected"

<insert fe'n dangos 3 llun o'r ci i fi... bichon frise, gyda llaw... cross apparently, 'nath e fwydro am crufts am sbelen...>

"...mind you, I had to twat the guy to get it off him"
"Eh?"
"Had to get the dog off him..."
"Well, yes."
"Police took me in - but I'm keepin that dog."
"The ploice?"
"You got to twat people like that haven't you?"
"Erm... just here on the right please. Nos da"

[Garej Ifor]

Fewn i tacsi ddynes flin, goro disgwyl am met fi i nol cash so ma hi'n dechra siarad am y queue am y cashpoint -

"Fuckin' hell. I hate this time of year, all these fuckin' students. What the fuck do they want to come here for, do you know what I mean?"

Roid hanner gwen a nod iddi.

"They queue for anything, can't get fuck all done round here in the day...(gweld met fi di gorffen) Here he is."

Fo'n dod i set gefn y taxi.

"Where to lads?"

"Llabadarn campus please"

[gwern]

Oni yn siarad efo cwpwl saesneg pythefnos yn nol yn Bali. A dyma y ddynas yn ddeud wrtha y dyn you like being a policeman don't you. A yn sydyn nath y meter oedd yn deud faint oedd y reid yn costio slofi lawr. Dyna chi Indonesia i chi.