Gan fod Gemau Olympaidd y Gaeaf 2010 yn Vancouver Whistler yn agosau , mae pobl ar draws y byd isho gwybod mwy am Ganada. Heddiw , mi gefais i e bost gan ffrind i mi , yn cynnwys cwestiynau go iawn .....mae'r atebion wrth gwrs yn rhai na ddylid eu cymeryd o ddifri !
Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street?
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -can I follow the Railroad tracks?
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q:Which direction is North in Canada ?
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ?
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do .