Family Guy

[Di-Angen]

Unrhywun arall yn hoffi Family Guy? Pure genius.

Dyma quotes wnes i ffeindio:


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Diane Sawyer: Welcome back to Diane . Erica, it's time for Mario's little confession.

Mario: Erica, you know I love you, but I gotta come clean. I'm not really a man. I'm a woman.

pulls off mask to reveal that he is, indeed, a woman

Erica: Oh mah gawd, you're a woman ?
Mario: Well actually, I'm not really a woman.I'm a horse.

pulls off mask to reveal that he is a horse

Erica: Oh mah gawd, you're a hawse?
Mario: Actually, I'm not really a horse. I'm a broom.

pulls off mask to reveal that he is a broom, which falls out of his clothing and onto the floor

Diane: Okay, okay, so how do you feel?
Erica: To be honest with you, Diane, I'm surprised.
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German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian: Yeah, about your pamphlet... uh, I'm not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There's just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation! On your left is Munich's first city hall, erected in 15-
Brian: Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and--
Tour guide: Ve vere invited! Punch vas served! Check vit Poland!
Brian: You can't just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism's stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian: A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous!
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people! Nothing bad happened! Sie werden sich hinsetzen! Sie werden ruhig sein! Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland! (throws his hand up in a Hitler salute)
Brian:........uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.
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peter: lois, i know you're a feminist, and i think that's adorable, but this is grown-up time, and i'm the man.
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Peter Griffin: Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
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Interviewer: So where do you see yourself in five years?
Peter thinking to himself "Don't say doing you wife! Don't say doing your wife!"
.......
Peter: Doing your ...... son?
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Brian Griffin: I'm really enjoying playing golf.
Peter Griffin: You know my great-great-grandfather Angus Griffin invented the game.
flashback
Angus Griffin: So, we're all clear on the rules then. No Jews and no blacks.
Scottish men: Aye.
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At commmunion..
Peter Griffin: Wow, is that really the blood of Christ?
Preacher: Yes, it is.
Peter Griffin: Holy crap, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day!

Classic.

[Hogyn o Rachub]

Mae'n oce, ond dio'm patch ar The Simpsons

[Ffinc Ffloyd]

Mae o'n oce, ond fel ma HoR yn deud, di o'm patsh ar y Simpsons. Dwi'n weld o'n chydig o ripoff fy hun. Hen dro fod nhw wedi canslo Futurama - mi oedd y pennodau diweddarau'n well na'r Simpsons mewn mannau.

[Madrwyddygryf]

Dwi'n mwynhau Family Guy yn fawr iawn.
Dwi'n hoffi'r Stewie y babi-' Dammit to bowels of bloody hell'

Mae'r montage sketches yn wych. Rhai o fy ffefryn oedd y Adolf Hitler yn cael talkshow eu hun yn America.

Llinell arall gan Brian y Ci ' Hey which leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here ?'

Pryd bydd yn ol ar Sianel 4 tybed ?