Barry Welsh is Coming

[Gwahanglwyf Dros Grist]

Oedd unrhyw un arall yn hoff o'r rhaglen 'ma pan oedd hi 'mlaen? Am ryw reswm, fi 'di bod yn meddwl am wahanol ddyfyniadau ohoni bore 'ma.

"There's the son of Kenny Twat, the Mayor of Fishgurad, Rasputin Twat, carrying on in the family tradition of being shit at everything."

"Well, mainly because it's a challenge"

"Geraint Pillock has died after trying to take his corackle to the moon. His mother was today presented with a fish, as a sign of condolence. How very appropriate. The fish is dead, and so is Geraint."

"So, what do you think to the fact that I'm using old news reels to make it look like I'm actually interviewing you?

I think it's absolutely disgusting!"

[Dwlwen]

"It was a challange for me, and it was a challange for my corackle"

Ai Barry odd hwnna? 'Rioed 'di gwylio'r rhaglen ond odd ffrind i fi'n hoff o weiddi'r dyfyniad uchod ar nosweithi meddw.

[Ramirez]

hehehe.

"And why will you be attempting to eat your coracle?"

"Mainly because it's a challenge. It's a challenge for me, and it's a challenge for the coracle."

hehehe.

[dafydd]

Pan nad yw John Sparkes yn mynd i lefel hiwmor plentyn 10 oed, mae'n gallu bod yn ddoniol iawn. Mi roedd yna glipiau fideo Barry Welsh arfer bod ar y we ond mae nhw wedi torri nawr (ond mae dal lot o gynnwys da yna e.e.)

Fishguard Festival:

And there was something for everyone, from the tallest midget contest to an exiting display of men hurting themselves.

From the amazing 'World of Dark', where you can actually experience night-time during the day to a display of homosexuality by the Welsh Language Homosexual Society.

[Gwahanglwyf Dros Grist]

Pan nad yw John Sparkes yn mynd i lefel hiwmor plentyn 10 oed, mae'n gallu bod yn ddoniol iawn.

Ie, ti'n iawn. Roedd yr adroddiadau 'Fishguard' yn wych, ond roedd llawer o ddarnau eraill oedd yn embaras llwyr.

"Fishguard today declared war on Germany."

"Fishguard Police were today described by the people of Fishguard as an incompetent bunch of twats."

[Griff-Waunfach]

Hugh Pugh yn cyfweld a Clint Eastood (clip o'r 1960au)

What do ypu think of Fishguard?

Clint yn dweud dim.

It's much better than Haverfordwest!

[bartiddu]

Gen i'r cyfresi i gyd ar tap, heblaw am yr un cyntaf pam o'dd Gareth Edwards ac ati yn westeuon!

Mr Ffffffffffff yn class act! "Now what I likes doing is standing next to the lucky dip, and getting the short sighted old ladies to put they're hands down my trousers, hoho my gentlemans well thumbed by 12 o'clock mun! One old lady grabbed it.. I thought she was going to have a stroke....heart attack she had, i saw her a few weeks after, she said i'm so sorry I don't know what came over me...........i said....it was meee!"

Yn amal awn dwi'n ffeindio fy hyn yn gweud rhywbeth a wedyn mofyn ychwanegi "Not in the way you're thinking!"

[Gwahanglwyf Dros Grist]

Newydd gofio clasur arall - y cwpwl o Abertawe!

"Gwyneth, I have given you the best years of my life. Unfortunately, I didn't want them!"

[Hogyn o Rachub]

Mae Barry Welsh yn athrylith!

Dw i'n cofio un o'r pethau wnaeth imi chwerthin fwyaf oedd pan oeddo'n darllan allan llythyrau hanner ffordd drwyodd, a roedd 'na rhyw benglog mewn un o'r pecynnau a mae'n darllen y llythyr allan, "Dear Barry, yesterday I was on the toilet and had to strain so hard that I accidentally shat out my skull. I now plan to make a career as The Man With The Amazing Floppy Head"!

Hehe Geraint Pillock hefyd yn lej;
"Geraint, you're going to attempt to mate with Margaret Thatcher as your next challenge, isn't that a bit dangerous?"
"It could be dangerous, but on the other hand, it could be alright. It all depends on the weather."

Dosbarth!

[Griff-Waunfach]

I kept my girlfriend up all night last night, but i weren't knobing her, i had a caugh. If you have a cough or a pubic hair sutck in your throught, try couch off, a medicine you can trust!